Dear Abby:

Dear Abby: My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in the buff. We’re newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there’s really nothing wrong with it. What do you think? — Ed
Dear Ed: It’s OK with me. But tell her to put on an apron when she’s frying bacon.


Dear Abby: Are birth-control pills deductible? — Bertie
Dear Bertie: Only if they don’t work.

Dear Abby: Who do we ask now? ~ later, tw